Never heard current australian cricket player's nick names....

• Adam Gilchrist — Church, Gilchurch, Gilly, The Demolition Man
• Matthew Hayden — Haydos, Unit, Big Fish
• Ricky Ponting — Punter, Chinaman
• Michael Clarke — Pup, Clarkey
• Michael Hussey — The Huss, Mr Cricket, The New Bradman
• Andrew Symonds — Symo, Roy, Golden Bollocks
• Brad Haddin — BJ, Harry, Guildo
• Brad Hogg— George, Hoggy, The Postman
• Stuart Clark — Sarfraz, Stu
• Nathan Bracken — Bracks, Andy G
• Brett Lee — Bing, Binga, Oswald
• Mitchell Johnson — Midge